If you believe in the One God, please stay away for your own spiritual well-being.
1. Thou shalt have no gods before me. After me, I don’t care. I’m Number 1.
2. Thou shalt have no graven images of me. Do you know what I look like? I don’t know what I look like. I haven’t invented the mirror yet. Maybe soon.
3. Thou shalt not take my name in vain. If you want something, ask for it. If I want you to have it, I will give it to you. If I don’t think you need it, and I’ve pretty much already provided you with everything I want you to have. Forget it.
4. Remember the Sabbath day. In English, that’s Saturday. Not Sunday. Not my day. Saturday, that day belongs to me. Keep it holy.
5. Honour thy father amd thy mother, if you know who they are, and if they deserve it. If they don’t, screw them.
6. Thou shall not kill another living being, of any kind. Unless they are a Gentile. You can kill Gentiles, if you think they deserve it. Be careful, I might be watching. And I might disagree.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. If you are married, keep it in your pants. If you’re single, wear a condom. I cannot protect you against those kinds of diseases. By the way, if it aint born yet, it aint born. Read the recipe.
8, Thou shalt not steal. Everything already belongs to me. If you need it, just take it. Otherwise, leave it for the next person.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against me. Remember, I am your neighbour, wherever you are. And I know the truth. Do you really want to test me?
10. Thou shalt not covet that which is not yours. What you have came from me. It was meant for you. Don’t get greedy.
If you believe in One God, please stay away for your own well-being.
Love it!!! You did a great job with this.
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Thank you, Jill. Another spur-of-the-moment brain flash. Was greedy the last word in the post you read?
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No, it was the last word in the list of 10, but then there was another line that read: “If you belueve in One God, please stay away for your own well-being.”
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Yeah, that line was not in my original writing, though maybe it was and I forgot. but I would not have allowed myself to publish such a glaring typo.
Further, whe I tried to edit it out, there was nothing to edit out. I tried 5 ways from Sunday to edit it out, but nothing. The only solution I can see is to repost it, then delete this version of it. IF it didn’t have that typo in it, i wouldn’t care so much, but it says belueve, and I hate that.
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Odd that it won’t let you fix it. I’m like you … I kick myself for my typos, but I’ve never had one that WP wouldn’t let me repair before!
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Can’t repair it when it is there to be repaired, but when I publish or edit or update, it comes right back. Do you think maybe I broke one of the commandments (which one?) and that god guy is getting back at me?
Nah, I’m smarter than he is.
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Sounds like it is formatted to be a footer …
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Hmmm. That sounds like an idea. W.ill have ro look for footers.
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Let me know if you need help …
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Is it funny that religion IS idolatry? Yes, it is funny
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Walk into any Catholic home and Church, and you will see images of christ on the cross, or Mary, mother of god. “Those are not graven images!” a priest once bellowed at me, “They are symbols of our love for the Divine Creator.” His last two words were spoken with obvious capital letters. Looks like images, sounds like images. Oh, they’re ducks! That’s what they are.
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I don’t believe in your strawman “god” either
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Needed a break from reality, give some people a laugh. Hope you at least chuckled.
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A good post. It shouldn’t be offensive to anyone though.
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I had totally forgotten writing this. But then, in a wsy, I don’t really write much of my own stuff. I channel my muse, she uses my fingers to type — not my mind to create. I don’t get to read it tillI see the letters appear or virtual paper. It is an odd sensation but I’m used to it now. Thanks tor enjoying the post.
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Does this muse have a name?
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Nope. She doesn’t feel a need for one.
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But she needs a gender?
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I call her a she, because she is smarter than me. That one’s on me.
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You sure you’re not just imagining her while writing in character? You see this muse, or just hear it?
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Neither. But do you really have to question everything I say? It is getting boring yo the nth.
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This is a more accurate rendering of the old social meme. I especially like the Saturday being holy idea. I love Saturdays.
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