TEN COMMANDMENTS, AS ORIGINALLY CHIPPED IN STONE

If you believe in the One God, please stay away for your own spiritual well-being. 

1. Thou shalt have no gods before me. After me, I don’t care. I’m Number 1.

2. Thou shalt have no graven images of me. Do you know what I look like? I don’t know what I look like. I haven’t invented the mirror yet. Maybe soon.

3. Thou shalt not take my name in vain. If you want something, ask for it. If I want you to have it, I will give it to you. If I don’t think you need it, and I’ve pretty much already provided you with everything I want you to have. Forget it. 

4.  Remember the Sabbath day. In English, that’s Saturday. Not Sunday. Not my day. Saturday, that day belongs to me. Keep it holy. 

5. Honour thy father amd thy mother, if you know who they are, and if they deserve it. If they don’t, screw them.

6. Thou shall not kill another living being, of any kind. Unless they are a Gentile. You can kill Gentiles, if you think they deserve it. Be careful, I might be watching. And I might disagree.

7.  Thou shalt not commit adultery. If you are married, keep it in your pants. If you’re single, wear a condom. I cannot protect you against those kinds of diseases. By the way, if it aint born yet, it aint born. Read the recipe.

8, Thou shalt not steal. Everything already belongs to me. If you need it, just take it. Otherwise, leave it for the next person. 

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against me. Remember, I am your neighbour, wherever you are. And I know the truth. Do you really want to test me?

10. Thou shalt not covet that which is not yours. What you have came from me. It was meant for you. Don’t get greedy.

If you belueve in One God, please stay away for your own well-being.

Author: rawgod

Still a Hippie, and proud of it. Have my BSW, now retired. Would have preferred to be a Dr. of Philosophy, but the university I went to wouldn't let me study my own philosophy. Your gain, their loss. I live on the edge of society with my partner, five cats, a broodmare, and a three year-old filly who might make her racing debut this coming summer or fall. Remember the name, Tricksy T Clanton.

13 thoughts on “TEN COMMANDMENTS, AS ORIGINALLY CHIPPED IN STONE”

        1. Yeah, that line was not in my original writing, though maybe it was and I forgot. but I would not have allowed myself to publish such a glaring typo.
          Further, whe I tried to edit it out, there was nothing to edit out. I tried 5 ways from Sunday to edit it out, but nothing. The only solution I can see is to repost it, then delete this version of it. IF it didn’t have that typo in it, i wouldn’t care so much, but it says belueve, and I hate that.

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            1. Can’t repair it when it is there to be repaired, but when I publish or edit or update, it comes right back. Do you think maybe I broke one of the commandments (which one?) and that god guy is getting back at me?
              Nah, I’m smarter than he is.

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    1. Walk into any Catholic home and Church, and you will see images of christ on the cross, or Mary, mother of god. “Those are not graven images!” a priest once bellowed at me, “They are symbols of our love for the Divine Creator.” His last two words were spoken with obvious capital letters. Looks like images, sounds like images. Oh, they’re ducks! That’s what they are.

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